on my 14 carats

"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.

I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.

You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.

by Stanimal November 6, 2015

carfidence

Confidence brought on simply by being in your car.

I shortchanged the tollbooth operator, because I had a bad case of carfidence.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

Cariters

When it comes to a FaceBook Status Comment.. Who cares how you spell!!

Dont worry what they say, The witchy-ness brings out your cariters!!

by Cjgirl_06 March 31, 2010

Carfried

Carfried is when you are in the car in the summer and you try to put on the seat belt and burn yourself.

"Ow!"

"You okay?"
"Yeah I just got carfried!"
"Damn bro that sucks."

by Aw Man, Creeper! February 26, 2020

carfitable

A car suitable for a family

Is this carfitable for a family

by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

caratbiting

(Verb) To own extreme and most likely irrational delusions that kpop supergroups LOONA and SEVENTEEN will collab and/or acknowledge each others existence.

"omg heejin did the horanghae !! ULT INTERACTION"
"you are caratbiting again bestie"

by strawbebby September 19, 2021

caratzen

the word caratzen is a phrase used by kpop stans who stan the kpop boy groups NCT and Seventeen.

Oh, are you an army? Well, I'm a caratzen

by yutas#1wife February 1, 2022