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Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.
When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"
by vmrose August 22, 2007
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carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.
I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.
by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010
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dude, my carberetor needs to be leaned out, its fat on the top end


dude, ur carberetor's fucked up, ur runnin lean
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curbed

to embarrass yourself in front of others,in the style of Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm
"did you fuck that sloshpot last night?"
"nah i curbed myself by throwing up when i munched her"
by ollie deezee January 3, 2009
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yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.
"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."
by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014
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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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