comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.

John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.

by ram March 8, 2005

Caution Horse

The mascot of all things cautious. The most cautious of all animals. As noted on the back of most horse trailers by the sign stating "caution horses".
Anyone who does something slowly and in a cautious manner.

When I mix Mel a shot to drink she just sips it. Shes such a caution horse.

by melmic June 16, 2011

Captiva

Located in Florida, on Sanibel Island, Captiva is one beautiful place to vacation or live. There are so many things to do and see. So much wildlife, even including the "J.N. Ding Darling Refuge." It is a must-see before you die!

Person A: Hey, where are you headed for spring break?

Person B: I'm going to Captiva Island. It's so pretty!

Person: Cool! I'll check it out!!

by italylover143 May 31, 2009

Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

Cautious racism

When a member of a race behaves cautiously around a member or members of another race in an attempt to avoid any form of racial or cultural disagreements,usually resulting in a series of ackward exchanges.

John:Why don't you ride home from practice with coach smith any more.

Eric:Because he always turns the radio station from country to rap and starts speaking in slang ever time.

John:Cautious Racism is a bitch.

by race killer June 5, 2013

caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart

I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.

by carter14 May 8, 2018

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019