Crazy Canuck

Nickname for a Canadian olympic luge team back in the day.

Man, that Crazy Canuck dominated the skeleton run last year!!!!

by (USMC)Raven** April 23, 2006

canuck style

Unkown, but it ivolves a lot of beer and a hockey stick.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

canuckstand

World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.

There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.

Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.

Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?

by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005

Canuck fans

A bunch of twin loving freaks who cheer for the Vancouver Canucks and think their teams the greatest in the world, even though they have never won a cup in franchise history. The most disrespectful, classless fans in the league (Eg. shine laser pointers in opposing teams goalies eyes).

Billy: That group of people is spitting on old people
John: Must be Canuck fans

by kurtisp6969 March 25, 2011

teasing the Canuck

a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)

I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.

by weyus August 7, 2011

Vancouver Canucks

A perennial disappointment with the most pathetic fan base of any half-decent professional sports team in North America.

Edmonton Oilers fans cheer harder for their last place team than Vancouver Canucks fans do in game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals.

by Paul Coffey March 24, 2011

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006