Crackers

English slang for tits.

'Ave a look at the crackers on that!

by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

semen crackers

n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.

Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.

by hobo_feces December 28, 2008

Jatz Crackers

Aussie slang for testicles

Got me in the jatz crackers..

by Gregfucious March 7, 2015

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

Prawn Crackers

Alternative expression of complete retardedness.

Girl: She's so random.
Boy: She's prawn crackers.

by alexandra anarchy May 2, 2008

Crackers

They're square and salty....and...yeah.They taste good with something spread on them.

Billy asked his mommy if he could buy some crackers,and she kicked him in the nuts.

by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.

I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.

by c-davidson August 27, 2008