Wrestling Cyclops

Male masturbation without lubrication.

Tim: "Hey Joe, want to go to the arcade after school today?"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't. I'm going to be Wrestling Cyclops."

by Phatsypatsy January 22, 2009

Angry Cyclops

An angry pirate that permanently blinded in the recipients eye.

Dude i was giving your mom an angry pirate, turns out a gave her an angry cyclops. Doc says shell never see outa that eye

by Tayler Fawcett February 18, 2009

Cunt Cyclops

A butt ugly woman with one eye that is the epitome of a cunt.

Look at that ugly, thoughtless bitch. That there is a true "Cunt Cyclops"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

making the cyclops cry

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012

A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.

Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."

by When You Cant Think Of A Name July 20, 2021

white eyed cyclops

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.

Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007