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The Call of Cthulhu

an instrumental song writed and performed by metallica inspired in the story by H.P lovecraft in the album ride the lightning track number 8
by thechildofthekorn May 17, 2006
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Cthulu

"Let's build an altar and sacrifice goats to the elder god Cthulu!"
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Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."
by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009
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bag of Cthulhu

Eldritch karmic payback. A situation one should avoid at all costs, lest you risk your very soul. The cosmic equivalent of a can of whup ass. Derived from the bags of Cthulhu figurines sold to board gamers..
When the Oregon Tea Party stole the Anonymous slogan, they unleashed a big bag of Cthulhu.... Their websites will never be the same.
by Chetmo August 11, 2010
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Cthulu

̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞
̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞Cthulu
by WolfInDisguise October 28, 2019
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Cthuhlu

A mythical cosmic creature created by H.P.Lovecraft. source of much debate and followed by many cults. He is acient going back to the beginning of time. He I the destroyer of life and sleeps in R'lyeh his city of nightmares and dread. With his kin there the control through our dreams waiting for the day the will be awoken again and dominant the world.
The dark Lord cthuhlu has awoken and perpares to lead his hordes on the universe.
by Mgiggity May 2, 2016
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Cthulhu

Cthulhu is a God to all mortal beings. You may not see him as a God, and that is a sin. You will be punished.
Cthulhu is our God and Shrek is his messenger
by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020
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