Travel Cranky 

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

Travel Cranky by aperritano February 23, 2011

yankee cranky shop 

A place where new illegal immigrants, typically Asian, work under the guise of massage therapists but actually give hand jobs for money. They often do this to pay off the debts they have incurred from being smuggled into the country.

If she loses her job as a sushi waitress, she'll have to go back to the yankee cranky shop.

yankee cranky shop by boardroomjimmy May 15, 2007

chat cranky 

chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation

Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.

chat cranky by zachfree November 2, 2011

180 Cranky 

The act of slamming your fist down on the top of another's skull. The arm and fist will be behind the chest facing away from the body, and then be rotated 180 degrees forward with violent force.

Person 1: Ha-ha you are such a little bitch. I could kick you frail ass.
Person 2: Shut your bitch ass up! I got a 180 cranky ready waiting for you.

180 Cranky by desdeploy September 27, 2023

The danky cranky 

The danky cranky is a group of words me and my college friends use to call weed. The danky cranky can be used to refer to the smoking of, before, after and at the sighting or smell of weed.

Hey I smell the danky cranky
Lets go some some danky cranky

The danky cranky by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

international day of the cranky c*nt 

A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.

Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt

international day of the cranky c*nt by Lord Anti-Hackgab September 15, 2009

punch a cranky 

taking a dump of epic proportions; a variation of punch a grumpy.

See you on the other side; I have to punch a cranky.

punch a cranky by aristo July 5, 2009