Definitions by desdeploy

Jimmy Buckets 

An emo who is surprisingly good at basketball

Guy 1: Jimmy Buckets just drained a 3 just like how I drained my balls on your moms face last night.

Jimmy Buckets by desdeploy June 19, 2024

Luka Donbitch

Flopping pussy that yells at refs over every single play and will proceed to cry and rip his jersey if the fouls aren't in his favor. Will also flop when in need of some free throws.

Guy 1: Bro, you see Doncic got smacked by the Celtics?
Guy 2: Who?

Guy1 : Doncic. Luka Doncic. On the Mavs
Guy 2: Ohh Luka Donbitch I know that bum

Luka Donbitch by desdeploy June 19, 2024

Bumbiid 

Foul baiter Joel Embiid that makes the whole team look like frauds. Cannot get past the second round. Was wrongfully given MVP on a silver platter.

Guy 1: Oh my fucking God Bumbiid is getting all the free throws
Guy 2: You're fat as fuck stop bitching about grown men trying to grab balls.

Bumbiid by desdeploy June 19, 2024

Cock Craze 

To be obsessed over one or more penises for a certain period of time.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you shaking?

Person 2: Holy shit man! I am desperate for some dick right now! I am going to suck all the ones I can find!

Person 1: Stay away from me then. You are on a Cock Craze

Cock Craze by desdeploy January 9, 2024

180 Cranky 

The act of slamming your fist down on the top of another's skull. The arm and fist will be behind the chest facing away from the body, and then be rotated 180 degrees forward with violent force.

Person 1: Ha-ha you are such a little bitch. I could kick you frail ass.
Person 2: Shut your bitch ass up! I got a 180 cranky ready waiting for you.

180 Cranky by desdeploy September 27, 2023