Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.

Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads

by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012

Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi

"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"

by crozdaddy December 3, 2011

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

by Huava April 17, 2009

Black Connection

When your interent and or console connection(for online), is very slow or not working as it should be.

Joe: Yeah, why weren't you on the xbox yesterday?

Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.

Joe: Aww, that sucks.

by 69 Man 69 May 5, 2010

dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.

Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "

by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008