A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.
Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.
by Muckers August 8, 2006
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The Closet Fanboys were out in full force today on Amazon hating the new Star Wars special edition Blu-ray release.
by carbonadam January 7, 2011
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A person who appears to be a nice person, but in reality is a bitch. This person tends to talk about people behind their backs and screw people over whenever they have the opportunity. However, to the untrained eye, this person seems like an angel.
Marc - "Wow man, I thought your Jenny and I were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. But today I find out that she was telling everybody I was annoying her and being creepy and shit."
Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
by RiseAgainst53 October 25, 2010
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