I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Porn clog

When you watch so much porn that your device stops working

Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog

by Toppstyle January 30, 2019

Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

Fob Clog

To accomplish a Fog Clog it require both skill, timing and an element of luck.
A fob clog is when both participants of the fobbing, release their fluids at the same time, and a 'clog' occurs in the recipients throat.

At this point its like a stalemate, however, unless extremely skilled, the recipient is likely to expel the fluids over the 'fobber'. If a skilled fobber is at work, they might be able to pull out and avoid the fluids.

However, be warned, a novice 'fobber' should not attempt a Fob Clog unless wearing old or unwanted clothes, as it is a very difficult and unique skill to acquire.

''It was crazy, I was Fobbing this drunk chick the other night and I totally Fob Clogged her up and I didn't know what to do, cause I usually Fob Win''
''So what did you do??''
''Well I sorta stayed there for a second or two, then pulled out and dived out of the way...!''
''Did you get covered??''
''No I got a little on my shoe, but avoided most of it..!!''
''Well played!! I've heard thats pretty hard!''

by FobMaster_2010 March 23, 2010

sweedish clog

a ronchy insult similar to skankwhore or slutface

stfu you stupid sweedish clog, youre nothing but a hoe.

by donttrip1234567 May 31, 2009

cum-clog

After masturbation when semen starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans penis, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of piss.

So I whacked off in the shower, and when I got out and went to take a piss, I accidentally pissed on my foot due to a cum-clog.

by Nexrow November 4, 2003

Car Clog

a traffic jam

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.

by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012