to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Down under chocolate starfish cut kiss

This is the kinda kiss u give your partner or friend when u get a cut somewhere. It is when u get ur but hole and kiss the cut with your chocolate starfish making the cut brown and red.

Hey honey can I have a down under chocolate starfish cut kiss

by bob the builderfdf February 4, 2026

chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

choclate starfish

the anal hole . . . nough said!!

look at yours in a mirror tell me it dont look like one!

by slim June 11, 2004

chocolatestarfish

a word describing someones anus

that man likes to lick my chocolatestarfish.

by trokamo December 20, 2008