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by James Dodge May 19, 2020
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Call of Duty

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.
I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007.
by raexe December 27, 2011
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call of duty booty

Deterioration of muscular tissue in the rear/ass area, due to inactivity , because of prolonged sitting during extended sessions of Call of Duty 4.
Flatness.
"Goddamn my ass is sore from sitting there trying to get my prestige up!"
"haha fucktard, you've got Call of Duty Booty"
by davyjavy August 4, 2008
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call option

(FINANCE) a financial derivative that entitles the owner to buy a fixed amount of X for a fixed price (the strike price) by a specific date in the future. If this is an equity derivative, X is referred to as the underlying stock.

A call option allows one to reap profits from an increase in price of a traded item without actually buying the asset itself. Since it is an option, one is not compelled to exercise it if it not advantageous to do so; however, the party that initially issued the option (i.e., the one who "wrote" the option) is legally obligated to honor the option.

When the strike price of a call option is more than the current market price of the asset (i.e., its "spot price"), then it has no intrinsic value and is "out of the money."
Buying a call option is one way to take a long position on the underlying asset.

Writing a call is a way to take a short position.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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Call Down the Thunder

The act of bringing down impossibly powerful or deadly vengeance upon one who has wronged you or an ally. Sometimes used as a reference to launching nuclear weapons.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to call down the thunder on these commie bastards."
by Dav. August 26, 2007
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Call of Duty player

Call of Duty players can be divided into 3 groups:

1: The people that don't ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.

2: The people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullshit, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them

3: The 7 year olds that act all "dude shut the fuck up I have a bitch blowin me right now asshat fuck you you fucking fucked up fucking piece of fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck."

Group 3 usually relates with group 2. Groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don't have superb graphics.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 1.

This group varies.

The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 2.

Graphics > Gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a goddamn queer UNLESS you don't have an orgasm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.

The mind of a Call of duty player, group 3.

Tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. Nope, people WON'T think you're Justin Bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. That's right, you fucking fuck fuck fucked up fucking fucked piece of fucking fuck.

Though I don't play the game itself, I enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and I do infact find it funny when they have "orgasms", BUT I hate it when they go about knocking on people's doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.
by CloudChaser6 August 22, 2012
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call the plumber

when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber

Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
by gonzo89cb November 14, 2010
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