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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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this is the most bore you have ever been typing random symbols and letters and numbers
person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome
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CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
by SonyBravia February 8, 2025
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cpw

cpw is just a big fat troll. he hates evryone and he lets them know. cpw will make you cry and he'l feel good about it.
don't ever try to make fun of him cause he'l bring you down like the twin towers.
:''Why is she eating her own shit and screaming, WHY! WHY!''

:''She thought she was smart and made a remark about CPW''
by funnyfatguy October 23, 2011
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CPW

Shane is so unbelievably sexy, he's a CPW
by itWasMe April 3, 2015
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cpwned

to be completely and utterly owned by a cone.

a term used in autocross circles to denote that one hit a significant number of cones due to one or more driving mistakes or improper line choice resulting in time penalties or ultimately a DNF.
i got cpwned on that run!
by codewhore August 23, 2005
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