Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Habanero buttsucker

The exquisite act of swallowing a hot dog whole and passing it through the digestive tract to the anus where it is released by the sphincter and then sucked back into anus. For a more homoerotic experience some choose to cook the hot dog till it's nice and plump and then freeze it solid in it's plump state. This gives the hot dog the feeling of a thick erect penis when it is being sucked back into the anus.

Me: How come I have 8 buns but only 4 hot dogs?

Red: I used some earlier, I saw them and couldn't resist doing a few quick habanero buttsuckers.

Me: I was going to grill those!!!

Red: You still can.

by The notorious B.I.C. June 15, 2010

Buttnaked

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by butt February 20, 2003

Buttnaked

Not wearing underware.

Jasmine was buttnaked after serving detention.

by Anonymous July 31, 2002

buttsneeze

A fart, particuarly the loud whistling kind.
Also, the same as an asshat

"God you are such a buttsneeze!"

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

Buttcake

Buttcakes is a term of endearment for your mom, your dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your Latin lover, your friends, your teacher, that homeless man on the side of the road whose probably high on sharpie, yourself, the voices in your head, the Dolan Twins, and your dog. Do not use it on French people though, just don't. Please. Help. The voices are back. Help. Cdrjfhxdgafagfjkhjhjggd-help-dggdjgukhdgdhdthbuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcake

Hey buttcake you lookin mighty fine, been doing squats?

by Datgirlpotato November 2, 2018

Butshake

When you'v done a girl in the pooper, you pour in some milk and throw in a straw. then you wait for her ass to close up and use the straw to drink the milk.

-Hey dude, i did a butshake on jennifer yesterday!
-Aw dude, that's just sick man! Was it good?
-na, tasted like poop

by hiddennnnnnnnnnn February 22, 2009