buttseckz

Sex in the butt

Y helo thar buttseckz

by Jigen Daisuki February 18, 2004

buttshecks

Shecks. Of the Butt.
The act of Shecksing somone in the Butt.

"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker

by Jack shannon January 9, 2009

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

Buttcock Utopia

A drug addict rat who lives in or around garbage cans.

dude, did you see that buttcock utopia over there?

by Waggerd April 22, 2009

buttseck

A unit of anal sex, a single thrust. As a unit of force, once standardized, will have the symbol bF. Until then, it’s a sort of gay cubit.

He’s so gay, he lasted 58 buttsecks in bed.

He then beat a homophobe with a force of 31 applier buttsecks of force. U

by iliketoshitmypants69 November 24, 2019

Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019

buttchink

1) An insult used when no other can be thought of or when all others have been used up.

2) One who is extremely clueless or unskilled, especially in the fields of mathematics and computers; the opposite of a geek or nerd

Joe is a buttchink for defining my word before I did.

"I got a t-shirt with pi on the front from ThinkGeek!"
"wat is pi"
"What!? You stupid buttchink!!!"

by no_one_2000 December 25, 2004