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monkey butter

1) A solid butter representation in the form of a hairy monkey, often mistaken for the butter used by monkeys and apes. That is of course untrue.

2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.

3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."
"I had some monkey butter on my bagel this morning for brunch."

"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."

"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"
by Clamanity July 18, 2007
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butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍
We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower
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Butter Mom

A female who eats normal and is very healthy
by Danté Hudson January 20, 2024
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butter mom

A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!

Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
by Pousletktez May 5, 2024
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butter mouth biscuit bitch

A greasy mouth dumb ass run down person with no hair and no help and no hope and no health and no hatred just hopping around with one leg and two I’s
Shut up you butter mouth biscuit bitch and tag care of your hair please😊
by anonymous November 26, 2024
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Butter-and-water moment

When you're technically saying yes, but you really mean no—and the system won’t let you be honest.
When I said that dress was cute, it was a total butter-and-water moment. Like girl no.”
by Rumaisha May 22, 2025
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Peanut Butter Mouth

"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"
by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 3, 2022
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