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Pussy blubber

The act of a large male inserting a large amount of belly fat into a woman's vagina.
Oh I love it when you give me a pussy blubber.
by Mr.FlubbyJubby August 2, 2016
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Bairstow blubber

To be an inconsolable poor loser that leads to a dramatic walk off.
‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.
by DbV69 July 4, 2023
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Blubberslap

The act of slapping someone in the stomach/ fat so hard that it jiggles.
Mike: You look like you are gaining some weight! *slap* BLUBBERSLAP!
Mindy: Ouch! That hurt, Mike.
Stan: Dude, i told you not to blubberslap Mindy!
Mike: I know.. Its just so tempting.
by BAA2... June 5, 2011
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Blubberhag

An unattractive, especially obese, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power that are obese.
Felix: Elendra is whining so much!
Petter: Yea! And she's also fat!
Felix: You'd expect a woman of her age would act more mature!
Petter: Boy!... Is she a blubberhag or what!?
by Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 20, 2009
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BlubberPuss

A BlubberPuss is a word to describe a really fat girl/woman who is a really nice person. Blubber meaning the fat, and the puss derives from pussycat, Blubberpuss.
'That girls a right blubberpuss.'
'She's round and sound she's a blubberpuss.'
by Dombomdom April 22, 2010
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blubber

I cant get over how much blubber that lady has!

Yeah, ewwww gross!
by O0o0o0o0o July 7, 2008
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Icy Blubber Pussy

The result of having sexual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy vagina due to many years living in the icy terrain. Blubber forms around the pussy causing a disease known to eskimos as "ning nongkon" or blubber pussy roughly translated.

This act is also a fetish for a prominant number of American citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling "meth mouth", and asian/native american looking women.
Bret- I had the best icy blubber pussy last night!
Kyle- Score! Did it smell?
Bret- Not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in July.
Kyle- MMM... Man, you got so lucky.
Bret- You don't even know, I even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
Kyle- Man she must be one nasty eskimo.
Bret- Well she's still in the icebox if you want a turn.
Kyle- Definitely! (High Five).
by thecoldcrusader February 27, 2011
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