buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

buffet-worthy

someone who can feast off the all-you-can-eat buffet bar. A person that will eat enough at an all-you-can-eat establishment and get its money worth.

She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.

by Shuman Chan July 21, 2004

Buffet Shark

When at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else's plate, or b)out of another person's tongs.

I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.

by Feuerbach July 30, 2007

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

buffet love

While in Vegas, to be so drunk you have the urge to take your partner on the dirty 12.99 buffet table

I want some buffet love

by vegas182 March 6, 2011

Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014