"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.
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Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.
Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.
Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.
(Later)
Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?
Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.
(Later)
Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?
Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
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Warren Buffett is up there with Mr. T and Einstein. You disrespect him, you get laughed at like a bitch, because you dont got your 42 billion, DO YA?
Warren Buffett is up there with Mr. T and Einstein. You disrespect him, you get laughed at like a bitch, because you dont got your 42 billion, DO YA?
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The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
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Get the Buffeter mug.Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
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