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buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.
"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.
by Buffet Father April 3, 2019
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Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.
When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.
by BuffetBob October 6, 2016
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Buffet

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.
Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
by Iamsobored123 July 26, 2011
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Yayo Buffet-o

An all night schmorgasborg of dancing in white pants, caused by countless lines of cocaine. Preferably fishscale.
Let's get down on that yayo buffet-o son.
by Mr. Sniffles July 7, 2006
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Warren Buffett

Second richest person in the world. Also the greatest investor in the world; he turned fifty grand into 42 billion dollars over 40 years.

Warren Buffett is up there with Mr. T and Einstein. You disrespect him, you get laughed at like a bitch, because you dont got your 42 billion, DO YA?
Warren Buffett is Jesus. No, really.
by FireballX301 May 4, 2004
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Buffeter

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!
by Baiko September 27, 2012
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Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .
Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012
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