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buffer break

The time spent getting snacks, going to the washroom, or other such activities while waiting for a video to buffer.
"I need to let this episode of The Simpsons buffer so I can watch it. I'm going to take a buffer break."
by bodegas May 14, 2009
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buffer monster

When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.

Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)

To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
by petros86 May 12, 2010
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Buffer Face

Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.
Oh jeez, this chick looked really hot at the start of the video, but look at her Buffer Face man, it's all botox
by KBX911 July 2, 2011
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buffer sex

The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.
I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.
by Sjt22 February 9, 2015
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buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.
stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.
by fool's folly February 23, 2011
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Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating
I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting
by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009
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buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.
"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."
by LPathe November 30, 2010
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