Wet balaclava

Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill

Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava

by NothingButBant July 29, 2016

bala

An indigenous australian word. It's meaing is synonymous the words "bra" or "bro". However it is usually used aggressively, like when shaping up for a fight or threatening somebody.

1. "Chay bala, you want to lego?"
translation: "Oi bra/bro/c**t, you want to fight?"

2. If you accidently bump into a coloured person.
*bump*
coloured guy: "bala?"
other guy: "sorry man, i dont want no trouble"

by Slangmaster3000 February 7, 2008

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.

Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"

Guy: *dies*

Spectator: *dies as well*

The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*

by babu chettan March 10, 2022

Sussy Bala

Sussy Bala is the biggest chad you will ever find. He's the the most handsome, cute, and wonderful person you will ever meet. He has a strong pull game for girls and boys. If your crush even glances at him, its over. He's built different in everyway, he chugs down 95% alcohol on the daily.

Girl 1: Omg who's that cute boy over there??
Girl 2: GIRLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy Bala, let's go say hi!

*approaches the great sussy bala*

Sussy Bala: Hi
*girls feint out of his hotness*

Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people you know.

by HiThereHaider October 1, 2021

bala

South African Indian slang term for penis/male genitalia. Mostly used to be disparaging or degrading and is essentially the same (in meaning and usage) as the Engish term 'dick'.

Man to friend: "You run like a girl. "
Friend: "Suck my bala"

Man with STD to doctor: "Doc my bala is hurting bad"

by charou June 21, 2009

Balal

I am the coolest person alive!

Look at that cool Balal man!!

by B2theIzzo May 21, 2003

Balabam

Noun. Something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected. Generally considered with positive implications. (Origin: X Files wordfanfic author Livia Balaban)

Verb. To shock or surprise someone with something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected.

"Did you read that William/Tooms slash fic? Balabam!"

"I started to read that story about Skinner and that hot chick, but it turned out she was a Mulder clone. Dude, I totally got Balabammed."

by trAshmAstEr August 20, 2003