The bruise

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

by Cptneo January 12, 2009

sex bruise

A bruise induced as part of sex play

What have you been up to?! That looks like a sex bruise if ever I saw one!

by osce March 1, 2009

BC Bruisers

An elite collective of men set out to bruise the butt cheeks of women world over.
See also BCB.

1."My wife is sitting funny, damn those BC Bruisers!"

2."OMG Sara I totally got BCs bruised last night."

3.BC Bruisers don't discriminate it's black and blue in the end anyways.

by Jon Digi March 10, 2008

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner

Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."

by britkav July 18, 2012

Thigh Bruise

The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.

1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.

2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!

3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"

by Queen Jean September 6, 2005

Bruised

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

by Bug80 September 17, 2012