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Bruce Springsteen 

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch 

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

bruce dickinson 

Greatest metal singer of all time. He fucking owns you.
Holy fuck, when Bruce sang Hallowed Be Thy Name i got fucking owned.
bruce dickinson by Metal Messiah February 5, 2005

brucedropemoff 

The Greatest Streamer to Walk this Earth, Love my Twins and DoBoys, DEO4L!
person 1: Ay u watch brucedropemoff on twitch?

person 2: TWIN!
brucedropemoff by joe donald July 21, 2021

Fat Bruce Willis 

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.
Fat Bruce Willis by Mrparka January 31, 2009

Bruce Willis 

actor who always has a hangover.
Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.
Bruce Willis by Rickster885 July 19, 2003