crouching sapnap

crouching callahan is better smh

"crouching sapnap"
"get him"

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

Brouthins

When two sisters engage in sexual intercourse with the same man, in the same night, and are impregnated by him. The offspring (male example) would be referred to as Brouthins.

Those mexican sisters Maritza and Ana totally three-wayed with that white guy, and used no protection! I bet they'll have Brouthins!

by TheSystem January 10, 2010

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

Brouting

An all male heterosexual outing with one's bros. generally with alcoholic consumption involved.

"last night, we had a brouting on St Laurent"

"a what?"

"a night on the town with my bros"

by Beefjerky-lb January 2, 2012

breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014

crouching tiger flying scrotum

A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)

Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.

by Fuck333 August 7, 2014

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.

Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.

by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009