(noun) a troglodyte with a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
Hey, did you hear? Jared is a broniesexual! His mother walked in on him having sex with a Twilight Sparkle pillow!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!
by 4n0nymou5 p3r50n February 7, 2022
Get the Broniesexual mug.Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.
These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.
They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.
They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!
Bronie: My Little Pony
Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?
Bronie: :( yes
Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
Bronie: My Little Pony
Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?
Bronie: :( yes
Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
by Dr.SillyBuns November 20, 2011
Get the Bronie mug.Girl(small ginger girl): It was waining weally woughly yesterday
Boy: AWWWWW! You are such a bronnie!
Boy: AWWWWW! You are such a bronnie!
by PlaidDragon October 1, 2007
Get the bronnie mug.terrible friend. she is never nice to you. steals your snacks even when you give them to her. doesn't appreciate any musical except for 'waitress'. she is the worst person you will ever meet. try to stay away from her because she would be the type of girl to do rowing as a summer sport. the only two perks to Bronte are that she may or may not come with you to wash your hands and that she sometimes catches the same train as you.
friend 1: oh look its BRONTE
friend 2: bRoNtE!!!
1: no! you ding dong, your main goal its to avoid her at all costs
friend 2: bRoNtE!!!
1: no! you ding dong, your main goal its to avoid her at all costs
by chickencheezeballz November 18, 2019
Get the bronte mug.Anti-Bronies United, or ABU for short was the largest and most successful Anti-Brony group to ever exist on Google Plus, and one of the largest Anti-Fandom groups ever. The primary goal of ABU was to unite all Anti-Bronies under one flag against the Brony menace. To an extent, ABU accomplished that goal by absorbing every Anti-Brony group on Google Plus. They also made a large impact on the Brony community throughout Google Plus, directly contributing to the destruction of 100+ Brony communities.
by Michael_Savage June 29, 2019
Get the Anti-Bronies United mug.Bronte is a girl who is loved and hated at the same time, by the same person. She is first off beautiful, and second off a complete bitch at times. A Bronte is known for being consistantly bitchy and mean towards everyone, she is also known for lying and leading guys on. Bronte also, has a secret side of her that's waiting to Party and get laid constantly, but overall Bronte is a sexy and ,if you get to know her, sweet girl.
by Arealmansman July 11, 2010
Get the Bronte mug.A male who is strangely addicted to watching 'My Little Pony' .
This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
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This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
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Example #1
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"Why?"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
"HELLO?"
...
(Hangs up)
Example #2
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"Why?"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
"HELLO?"
...
(Hangs up)
Example #2
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
by April Ramsay August 8, 2012
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