Broadsided

When you are in bed with your partner and they roll on their side and fart in your direction.

For fuck’s sake Dave, you broadsided me.

by Diseased Jackass August 5, 2023

Broadsided.

When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"

Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.

by RJ Miller September 27, 2023

Broadster

1. A mayor of a city inhabited fully by snakes
2. A cute and/or goofy individual

"Yo weren't you gonna go talk to Sam?"
"Sam, like the Broadster? Sam Broadster?

by raimme December 5, 2024

Broadstock

Noun — a male human who is very good at Mathematics and attractive to female teenagers

Verb — to be cool or attract infatuation

Woah, that Broadstock is broadstocking all the girls!

by Sonny Hayes August 26, 2025

Bronadonkey

A combination of brother, tornado, and donkey. Perfect for people who love their brothers, live in a place with frequent tornadoes, and donkey lovers! It's a silly nickname for your friends

"She was such a bronadonkey."

by UnicornLover404 December 28, 2025

Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.

David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

..

I'd go for Ibiza

by Harlequinity April 13, 2011

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016