roderick heffley

The definition of perfect. He should be everyones idol and everyone should take after this sexy sexy man. Hes in a band with some random kids and hes the drummer which immediately makes him sexier than everyone else. He was doing so good in his life but stupid greg heffley got in the way.

me: have you seen the new kid roderick heffley?
person: yeah hes so hot would smash

by ailisisntaranga March 22, 2021

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brokedick

A extremely cheap person.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.

2 servers in random chat with eachother.

Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"

by Marko Schmidt October 28, 2007

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