Where's your briefcase?

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.

Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?

by Gnar Cakes September 09, 2008

briefcase blonde

Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.

"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."

by Regulas Prime October 05, 2020

Briefcased

In British slang it refers to being hungover from partying/drinking all night. It takes after the concept of the durability of a locked briefcase, being able to drink all night and keep going.

D: "My God, that club last night was the dogs bollocks."
E: "I know. It was wicked. Today I am completely briefcased."

by Rockafrosh November 08, 2011

white briefcase

The award for the highest GPA in a law school class.

Parker's gonna get white briefcase. I can feel it.

by [e-mail] February 07, 2009

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018

Tennessee Briefcase

A case of Keystone (or Keystone light) beer.

"hey man, I saw your dad walking to his trailer with a Tennessee Briefcase this morning."

by Justin Gore July 03, 2012

The Briefcase App

“The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.

Let me open up the briefcase app so I can find me a job.

by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024