boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

boringest

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.

blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.

by brian sapient April 24, 2008

Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.

Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!

by Mamabeere February 13, 2010

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013

Brindon

a creepy stalker who doesn't understand the boundaries between friendship and intrusion. likes to include himself in jokes that have nothing to do with him. annoys all of a particular girls' friends to get information about their life. doesn't understand that girls are allowed to flirt with guys and mean nothing by it. may sometimes grab a girl at a dance so she cannot spend the evening with anyone else.

A: this guy added me on msn last night and started asking me about (insert name here)
B: ugh sounds like such a Brindon!

by shahsrule1 June 14, 2009

Lewis Brindley

A small Lebanese boy who lives in the heart of Bristol and founded the failed game development company The Yogscast alongside best friend (and on again off again lover) Simon Lane. In his later career young Lewis went completely bat-shit insane after losing the love of his life Hannah and began a spree of killings by pushing drunk people into the canal to drown them, he became known as the Bristol Pusher.

Duncan Jones:"YES EAT A DICK LEW- NOOOOOOO!!!"
Lewis Brindley: "EAT A DICK DUNCAN HAHAHA!!!"

by GreenSpaceDorito July 22, 2019