country bumpkin

Relatives who have sex with each other in a barn.

Billy Bob Podunk and Bobby Sue Podunk are country bumpkin!

by Ralph666 April 30, 2014

bumpkin

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

fuzzy bumpkin

A cute way to describe a woman's pubic area as slighty hairy. Usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her vagina.

"Hunny look! I have a fuzzy bumpkin! Do you think I should shave it?"

"Want to pet my fuzzy bumpkin?"

by visionarty October 30, 2007

country bumpkin

Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life never lose him because they are simply the best at what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)

Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.

by countrybumkin April 15, 2005

Bumpkin

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"

by Goosefillet February 22, 2015

Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".

She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.

by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005

Country Bumpkin

Getting head from a baby cow while taking a shit in an out-house

When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.

by Aneta November 28, 2007