bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009

boading

Cheat day; being lazy and unhealthy for a limited amount of time.

"Today I'm just going to bad." "Last night I was boading."

by Chewydadog July 3, 2018

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

balding bad

chodie

chodie is balding bad

by frhgdwsv gdert January 3, 2021

Bolingbrook

Full of underage drivers that are on their phones and is the home to many car crashes along with criminals that are super retarded and have no use for living

I GOT RUN OVER IN BOLINGBROOK!!!!!!!! WHY!??!?!?

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Bondingness

The quality or state of bonding.

Adjective to describe when there is a connection between people or things.

Coach: What are some take aways from this practice?
Teammate: I think we need to work on our bondingness a bit more for our game this week.

by one direction infection January 3, 2022

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012