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World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

boringness

when something is boring or someone is boring
if i didnt talk and you didnt talk then it would be boringness
boringness by emmalouise January 5, 2006

boringness hits me 

A sentence used to express that your feeling really bored all of a sudden.
You:- Ugh boringness hits me all the time
Your friend:- lol xdd