To obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-sexual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. Usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.
Steven was getting a back rub from his cousin Sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. Sarah left immediately but Steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the Fresh Bobber.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015
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A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.
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A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.
The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.
by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009
Get the Conservative Bible Project mug.A nonexistent word used to describe an item of questionable definition. Often used when you have no clue what an item is or is called. Synonymous with thingamabob, whatchamacallit, dohickey, dumaflache, and the like. Can be spelled or pronounced boobenwoozle.
Person 1- "Can you hand me that bobbenwoozle?"
Person 2- "That what?!"
Person 1- "I don't know what it's called. That whatchamacallit by the lamp."
Person 2- "The weird thing that looks like a giant button, but with crystals?"
Person 1- "Ya, that..."
Person 2- "That what?!"
Person 1- "I don't know what it's called. That whatchamacallit by the lamp."
Person 2- "The weird thing that looks like a giant button, but with crystals?"
Person 1- "Ya, that..."
by Coretella January 17, 2010
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by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018
Get the Bible boner mug.The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.
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