Boar

The king of the bear's

Ethan is a boar

by Calgeta March 11, 2022

Boar

A male human who loves fat chicks. The boar will boast about all of the females he has bagged, but most of them are close to 400 pounds. All the boar sees is a hole.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.

Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.

Look at that boar kissing on fat Kayla again. Yuck.

by Worka July 22, 2022

Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.

Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.

by Chezwegs May 28, 2019

Boar Market

When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…

Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me…

by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022

pi boar

A substitution for the word "pry bar", but can also be used for anything else.

Jeff, where's my pi boar? I can't get any leverage!

by qbertidiot April 23, 2008

Sad boar

A joke referring to a boar plush that is sad. May also refer to a crying boar emoji.

i’m a sad boar
sad boarrrrrrr

by mehsabo March 20, 2021

Boar

A definition of “pig” as defined by ladies and feminists, but a boar is ore sophisticated and asks the lady(s) permission before making perverted advances; in some ways a “gentleman perv”

Girl 1: Man I talked to this kinky-ass perv last night, wanted to choke me and do me from behind upon meeting!
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.

by WyldOzzy October 30, 2018