The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.
Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.
by furie27 August 17, 2010
Get the Social Blue Balls mug.A girl with amazing hair and face. she has the best personality. She is the best friend you can have she is selfless in every way. You might want to stay here friend
by Tiny cassie April 8, 2019
Get the Bluebell mug.the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004
Get the Blue Balls mug.When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.
Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.
I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.
I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.
by Papa Fong and Leroy January 7, 2011
Get the Video Game Blue Balls mug.David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
Get the Blue Balls Bailout mug.A somewhat pleasant woman with a weak pussy. Pretty much, a Blueball Queen is one of two things
1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)
2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.
Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)
2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.
Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) This girl I met is such a BlueBall Queen, I went up in her and she came 3 times so quickly and couldn't take my piece anymore so she made me stop and my balls ached afterwards. How selfish of her
2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!
3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!
4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!
3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!
4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
by Chief Lotsadough February 24, 2018
Get the Blueball Queen mug.When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.
Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010
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