French Blossom

A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.

The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.

The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

cotton blossom

(v) To cum on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else.
(n) Cum on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else.

(v) Tim cotton blossomed that ho!
(n) "What's that on your shirt, ho?" -- "Oh, that's Tim's cotton blossom from last night!"

by Agatha Narwhal June 10, 2008

The Awesome Blossom

When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.

The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders

David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."

by Sameeh January 12, 2010

Squash blossom

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.

you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Orange Blossom

A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.

I feel like I'm sitting on a giant hamburger due to my orange blossom.

by Shayfus August 18, 2016

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016