Bongoloid

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!

Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!

by King Norf October 7, 2022

bongo mode

When a bunch of Rutgers DSP's think their cool by constantly saying it's bongo mode. We made it up. It wasn't a word before us.

We are going bongo mode.

by Caughtatcustoms69 July 18, 2023

italian bongo

A Mediterranean ass that is out of this world.

Did you see her italian bongo? I would play that all night long!

by rock lobster sauce January 9, 2014

Mondo Bongo

To have a good time, be care free and sexy, dance the night away.

"I'm going to Mondo Bongo tonight"

by annie_bananie_76 February 26, 2009

Um Bongo

An immaculate drink found deep in the heart of the Congo. Due to it's combined rarity and absurdly exquisite taste, it is currently the most expensive drink on the planet. As a result of this it is often drunk in combination with water to achieve a "percentile" level that is both affordable and adequately dilutes the sweet, juicy nectar to a point where drinking it is actually bearable - drinking 100% Um Bongo is not advisable, it is too tasty and will leave you wanting more, however due to it's extreme cost this may not be possible and can lead to a dangerous spiral into theft, prostitution, and eventual death.

Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo

TOR member: "Oi Davy what percentile is that?"

Davy: "90%"

TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"

"TOR"

by TOR representative March 3, 2014

Bongo Java

A small, cozy coffee shop in the upper east Nashville area and directly across from Belmont University on Belmont Blvd., Bongo Java is as much about atmosphere as it is about coffee: organic and fair-trade java, hip service, extremely hipster and/or hippie, artistic, musically-inclined or academic customers who either sit inside and do work on their laptops or discuss the art on the walls or what they heard on NPR that day or sit on the porch outside and chain-smoke and people-watch.
Menu is small but suitabable for anyone be they health-freak vegan or vegetarians or junk-food loving college students who don't care what they eat as long as they eat something.
Typically shortened to just "Bongo" by frequenters.

Person #1: I went to Bongo Java the other day. So... it's pretty much exclusively hipster right?
Person #2: No, no... there are hippies too.

Person #1: So, the other day I heard snippets of Verdi's "Aida" on NPR.
Person #2: I think I want that abstract painting hanging over there.
Person #1: This coffee is so good. And it's organic, so I feel like I'm helping the world.
Person #2: My metaphysics teacher has the most extensive vocabulary I've ever heard. The other day, he used the word "pagophagia."
Person #1: Want a cigarette?
Person #2: Don't I always?
Person #1: Hahaha we're such Bongo snobs.
Person #2: Haha I know. Let's people watch!

by internal rhyme August 31, 2009

blogosphere

A buzzword created to represent the overall bloging bloggity blog blog community. Often used by those who want to convince themselves that they are some sort of "internet professional", but instead come off as sounding completely ridiculous.

I cant believe there are people who still use the word blogosphere in sentences that are intended to sound intelligent.

by ZipZopZoobityBop September 27, 2006