British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023

Blondy Elephant

An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.

Human: Hey how are you today?
Blondy Elephant: *mumbles in scuffed russian accent*
Human: uh huh

by Wmbd July 1, 2019

Atomic Blondie

When you 69 with 2 tangerines and close you and let anything.

I thought it was a crime scene when I walked in, but it was an Atomic Blondie.

by Kmanisles February 6, 2022