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Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.
That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010
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Blugget

very fine weed. could also refer to a blunt of spliff.
"lets go smoke some blugget"
"lets get bluggeted"
by kindestjillz December 9, 2009
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blogger bun

A bun made popular by fashion bloggers.
Usually a bun sat atop the wearer's head in a perfect poof.

Can be achieved with a sock as a base... Or lots of practice. Usually long hair is needed.
Kendi's blogger bun bounced on her head as she walked down the New York City street, looking for a good place to take pictures for her blog.
by weelittleseamonster September 29, 2012
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Blogger's Law

Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.

A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags November 23, 2011
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Bloggernacle

The Mormon blogosphere, a community of blogs run by mormons devoted to mormon topics. The pre-eminent mormon blog is By Common Consent, but more blogtards visit a site called Times and Seasons, known for blogocks of the highest order.
Young Brigham kneweth not what to do, for he was fired for surfing yon Bloggernacle at work.
by Jehosephat April 8, 2006
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blogger

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.
Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."
by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012
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