justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.

Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night

by tk4life420 June 12, 2014

bleeder

what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary

Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.

by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006

bleezer

Abderdonian slang for somebody who is constantly drunk or drinks very heavily- a bit like pisshead & steamer

"Boaby's pissed again!"
"He's aye pissed, he's such a bleezer!"

by Nicholas Gunn September 16, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Bleeker

one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.

Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.

by Miguel and Alyssa April 21, 2008