blahted

1. v, to blaht: to put someone in their place (esp. used smug sounding)
2. adj, blahted: to be intoxicated

1. (after doing something great to put someone down) blahted!
2. I'm going to get blahted tonight

by Will March 18, 2005

Belatted

When your coffee comes late, making you miss the bus.

Boss man: You're late!

Serf: In your eye, skipper. My coffee was belatted.

Boss man: Be-what?

Serf: Ugh, google it, mofo. Also get a coffee machine.

by Bullet Shelby January 22, 2013

titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.

E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"

by The boob man March 12, 2015

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Blasted On

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008

Twitter Blasted

Twitter Blasted is when multiple people bitch you out for your last Tweet.

Lemons: Jacking off to the new Deftones vid.

Bailey: @Lemons Deftones suck.

Berserker: @Bailey 0/10 troll harder

Meg: @Bailey your face sucks.

Lemons: @Bailey Go listen to your hardcore hanson bands.

Lemons: @Bailey And bake me a cake.

Bailey: Just got twitter blasted my Some of HG and an HG groupie...Damn

by ZROKMIKZI April 12, 2010

finger blasted

act of fornicating with finger

nilla got finger blasted in the back of richs jeep chreokee by steven

by steven anthony sladen January 24, 2009