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blaise

Blaise is the type of person that’s an ass hat. They have no meaning in life and nobody wants them around. They try to flex and lie but cannot go through with it.
Me: “Hey are you taken or single?”
Blaise: “Taken. I have a gf.”
His story: “Single”
by okay1234 June 2, 2020
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blaise

Blaise is a sexy, understanding, hunk of a man. but sometimes he can get a bit... naughty ;) blaises head is about as flat as his gf, Marina.
person 1: omg look at that sexy guy
person 2: his head is kinda flat tho

vin diesel: dont make fun of him, hes family.

person 1: *erect*
person 2: *erect also*
person 3: blaise is a name and person who is coo
by phillip473 July 12, 2022
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Blaise

Blaise is a gayboi or a reference to a gayboi
"Did you see that blaise"
by Jmw0323 September 10, 2019
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Blaised

Blaised (adj.)

A state of elevated chill achieved when you’re feeling both “blazed” and “blessed.” Coined in honour of Blaise, the coolest Frenchman to ever grace a smoking sesh with his presence. When you’re “blaised,” you’re not just simply high, you’re on another spectrum — serene, enlightened, and feeling grateful you desire what you already have.
“Bro, I just hit that zoot and now I’m so blaised... life’s good, man.”

For those moments when regular “blazed” just doesn’t aptly describe the phenomenal experience, and you’re feeling a little extra refined.
by DignitasDan September 5, 2024
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Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.
That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!
by Yupsidid October 1, 2017
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