The most important book in all of mankind/human history, etc.
filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.
Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.
The bibble sheds lights on all of the worlds questions and even exposes the false religions for the sole purpose of enlightenment and for the sake of uncovering forbidden knowledge, puts even most religious texts to shame.
The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.
Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.
The bibble sheds lights on all of the worlds questions and even exposes the false religions for the sole purpose of enlightenment and for the sake of uncovering forbidden knowledge, puts even most religious texts to shame.
The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
the bibble is banned in most places but that’s never stopped humanity lol
If the worlds questions and answers had a book, the bibble MORE THAN FITS THE BILL, just sayin
Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay
Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this
Girl 1: ….??
Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble
Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!
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the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!
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Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!
People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man
catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!
people: *rolls eyes*
muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs
muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE
hindus: *nervously sweating*
“The Bibble”
If the worlds questions and answers had a book, the bibble MORE THAN FITS THE BILL, just sayin
Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay
Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this
Girl 1: ….??
Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble
Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!
____
the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!
___
Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!
People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man
catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!
people: *rolls eyes*
muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs
muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE
hindus: *nervously sweating*
“The Bibble”
by bugabugatti@$$ May 17, 2022
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A truly masterful work of literature and religious text that rivals even the Bible, torah , quran and other religious scriptures.
The bibble is often “mistaken” for a devils bible but if one were to examine it it’s quite apparent that it’s something MORE PROFOUND AND GENIUS.
what exactly the bibble contains is information that one can only dream of and top secret info to die for, whoever seeks answers ought to grab a copy before the wrong people try to the ban the book.
A truly masterful work of literature and religious text that rivals even the Bible, torah , quran and other religious scriptures.
The bibble is often “mistaken” for a devils bible but if one were to examine it it’s quite apparent that it’s something MORE PROFOUND AND GENIUS.
what exactly the bibble contains is information that one can only dream of and top secret info to die for, whoever seeks answers ought to grab a copy before the wrong people try to the ban the book.
The bibble is mankind’s answer to religious enslavement and brainwashing
“I’m going to trade my bible for a copy of the bibble”
junior’s bibble is possibly on the most significant and revolutionary creations in ALL OF HISTORY
“I’m going to trade my bible for a copy of the bibble”
junior’s bibble is possibly on the most significant and revolutionary creations in ALL OF HISTORY
by HeLL0-lets get this over with January 30, 2022
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The Bibble is a parody of the bible from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force used by a one of the main characters to spread his religion. A off brand Christianity spread by the character ”Master Shake” who claims he's an immortal prophet, with the God being named Jimmy.
S: *Pulls out “The Holy Bibble”*
“The Bible”
M: ”it says The Bibble”
S: “YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?”
M: No I never!-
S: YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY WITH ME TO JIMMY RIGHT FRICKEN NOW-
“The Bible”
M: ”it says The Bibble”
S: “YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?”
M: No I never!-
S: YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY WITH ME TO JIMMY RIGHT FRICKEN NOW-
by Diavolhoe October 15, 2019
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Get the the bibble mug.Bob: I got bored last night and jiggled Nikki's boobs with my toes.
Dylan: No way man! she let you give her a juggie bibble!
Dylan: No way man! she let you give her a juggie bibble!
by Playdoh3317 August 10, 2016
Get the Juggie Bibble mug.Appeared as a joke on the Adult Swim channel "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", it's parodying the Bible. It's also a meme among animators and roleplayers alike.
*In the Randomness corner...*
Shirley: "The bible!" *holds up a book with the words "The Bibble" on it*
Charlotte: "It says the bibble-"
Shirley: "YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY ARCEUS?!"
Shirley: "The bible!" *holds up a book with the words "The Bibble" on it*
Charlotte: "It says the bibble-"
Shirley: "YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY ARCEUS?!"
by Chardino February 1, 2020
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Jerome: "That's the Bi-"
Sam: "YOU DARE QUESTION THE NAME OF THE MIGHTY JEBUS?! YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
Jerome: "That's the Bi-"
Sam: "YOU DARE QUESTION THE NAME OF THE MIGHTY JEBUS?! YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
by joybuzzoffical November 29, 2019
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