Beer

My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water

by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 16, 2010

beer fart

n. A raunchy foul smelling rectal gas explosion after consuming beer.

I had a few beers and blasted a big ol' beer fart.

by mpb '72 April 12, 2008

Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.

Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces

by Club489 November 13, 2011

Green Beer Day

A Holiday created at Miami University (OH) b/c the school scheduled spring break over St. Pattys. It takes place every year the Thursday before Spring Break and is celebrated by bars opening at 5:30 am and students drinking Green Beer all day while still going to classes. Teachers try to stop this by scheduling exams but the students realize the Green Beer Day is more important and just show up drunk.

To show support of the day students wear t-shirts made for the day, green and gold mardi gras beads and often have mouths dyed green because of the amount of beer they have consumed.

I love Green Beer Day I have already passed out twice and it is only 3pm!!

I can't wait for Green Beer Day!!

What did I do on Green Beer Day, I wonder if i went to that exam.

by Drea Welke March 22, 2005

Nothing but beer

a phrase describing the sound created by a beer pong swish, usually culminating in the person saying said phrase .

Also, a sav's primary answer to the question: "what did you drink last night?"

Kid: "You gotta hit this cup."
Sav: "It's already in, nothing but beer, kid"
Kid: "Left Cup Lance you are dirt nasty at this game."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015

craft beer-d

The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.

His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.

by obiwankengoldi September 9, 2016