Shackles O Berg

a long time ago i read in a book about prophecies that Shackles O Berg would rise to become a great ruler of the world. The author was unknown and it sounds a little made up but something about it made me say it here. this is what the prophecy described... In the years of the 90's will be born a boy. The birth of the boy will cause all waters around him to rise and flood. This boys destiny will become true to him in his late teen years. He will have to take one of two paths, one is full of rewards and friendships, the other full of hatred and hardship. He will have to choose between his own life and his dearest friends, if he chooses his own life over his friends he will kill the friend whos name changes and he who kills will become the great ruler of the world. If he chooses his friends over his he will later die and the prophecy will not be forfilled.... Thats what it said and when i looked it up in some other books it had some more follow up... for the friend whos name changes, the event where you take place will be at the river that ran yellow in acciant times. Friend whos name changes, you must never tell Shackles o Berg about the prophecy it will have grave consiquences. Shackles o Berg is not the rulers real name it is what he picked for a nickname. You may how ever tell all of his other friends so they may beaware of this prophecy... theres abunch of other junk about this prophecy. i am doing my part of the prophecy, now friend whos name changes stay true to your word... you did not have to look in your heart for this one. that was a quote from the prophecy- the main one is " your destiny will become true if you look into youre heart. One who looks outside, dreams. One who looks inside awakes."

shackles o berg is a nickname not a real name

by Jack Oland March 17, 2008

Bent like a Berg cock

Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".

A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".

by Lesra December 13, 2008

Mademoiselle Berg

This French teacher is insane. She is also the epitome of a prude. Will flip out at you for talking in English or not knowing how to conjugate verbs in the subjonctif. Freaking crazy. She throws markers at students' heads and does the Thriller dance at homecoming.

student #1: Omg screw my life.
student #2: What's up, dude?
student #1: My math teacher just pulled a Mademoiselle Berg.
student #2: Maannn... I'm sorry, dude.

by 76thTrombone November 12, 2010

Mama Berg

Classy lady with mad stats skill and hot black boots.

-What fox helped you with your research? It's insane!...Must've been Mama Berg.

-Who else?

by FreddyFalkyn May 3, 2011

tip of the berg

When a girl's buttcrack is peeking out of the top of her pants. It's basically the opposite of plumbers butt because in most (not all) cases it's not a bad thing.

Dude, check it out. It's the tip of the berg.

by Shabowen February 27, 2008

yung berg

a sexy young rapper from chicago that hit the air waves with his hit song "Sexy Lady"

was signed with DMX when he was 15 but his parents shipped him to military school

yung berg loves his sexy ladies

by teetee2 May 30, 2008

tip of the berg

When a girl bends over or when her pants just hang too low and the tip of her crack peeks out over the top. It's very similar to plumbers butt, except that sometimes it isn't gross.

Dude, check it out. Now that's the tip of the berg.

by Shabowen February 29, 2008