beertigo

a sensation of dizziness, and/or confusion, a disoriented state of mind, caused by drinking too much beer. sometimes accompanied by short term amnesia caused by the same thing. combination of beer and vertigo.

person 1: "dude, you crashed the sorority party, took off all your clothes, danced like a crazed monkey, sang a few lines from "don't cry for me argentina" then fell flat on your face and passed out!"

person 2: "i have no recollection of those events; sounds like i had a severe case of beertigo."

by lober June 15, 2009

Beertyping

Judging a person's personality based on the beer that they're drinking.

Dick: I'll have a Keystone Light.

Jane: My roommate used to keep those in her fridge in my freshman year of college, noob. I'll take a Heineken.

Dick: Wow, you're a douchebag.

Jane: Congratulations on that observation. Enjoy your bread and yeast flavored piss.

Dick: Quit beertyping, asshole.

by MrsDiamonette August 1, 2009

Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.

Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.

by Whiskeys June 28, 2015

mad beers

the amount of beers it takes to be completely sloshed. usually consumed in succession.

Person A: dude, do you wanna get drunk tonight?

Person B: yeah man, let's drink mad beers!

by mad beers June 20, 2008

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

Lung Beers

Australian slang for smoking cones.

‘What are you upto this arvo?’
‘Just smashin a few lung beers as usual’

by ShazzaluvsDazza December 5, 2018

Up the Beers

A shout-out for everyone to drink one's beer; to turn's one's beer up(side down) as in chugging. Similar to the shout-out 'Cheers' but with more implied emphasis on chugging one's beer.

A modulation of 'bottoms up'.

"Up the Beers!" <everyone proceeds to toss their beers back in such as fury as to have them upside down; as to chug.>

by p4ttythep3rf3ct August 24, 2011