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bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation
Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.
by Mike41886 January 26, 2009
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Bedroomwife

Different to a housewife, who lives in her own house with her husband; the bedroomwife lives in her in-laws house with husband. The bedroomwife only rules their bedroom. she is not the woman of the house.
Shela: "Bob and Mary just got married, where do they live?"
Billy: "Oh at her in-laws house. She's a bedroomwife."
by Buff Betty July 21, 2010
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Bedeworthy

A term given to people who fail in spectacular ways. Generally used to define people who's lot in life is to be a snail and is becoming more prevolent in todays society. Can be shortened to "Worthy" or "BEDE!"
That person had a medieval themed wedding. "Really?, that's Bedeworthy"

Riding BMX's with Jousting Sticks is Bedeworthy.
by Alail December 9, 2010
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Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.
Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.
by Battered worker November 22, 2017
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Bedoreable

Adorable to the standards of Mr. Jeffrey Bedore
"Your stuck in your 21st century mind. It's Bedoreable
by Pope Bedore April 15, 2019
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ebay bedroom warrior

A person who sells items on ebay or by other means over the Internet operating from their bedroom.

This persons online selling appearance is normally that of a larger company or someone operating from larger premises.
Person 1 "You fancy coming out for a few drinks tonight?"

Person 2 "Sorry I can't I have to pack up a load of parcels for stuff I sold online from my bedroom"

Person 1 "You are such an ebay bedroom warrior"
by grinderman March 22, 2011
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bedroom eyes

That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.
1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.

2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
by Mark H August 3, 2004
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