Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023

Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.

What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."

by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020

Meat Beat Bonanza

Ram Ranch Special. 18 cowboys in Ram Ranch choking the chicken in the shower

Yo wanna join our Meat Beat Bonanza?

by squiddytendies July 28, 2020

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018